11/27/11

Oh No!

Haroo, all.  Shiloh here, from my crate.  See, mom & dad brought this tree into our house today.  You know what that means.  People are coming to invade our house!

Oh, they will first clean the place all over.  Then they will put up all these lights and decorations.  Then mom will cook all of this food and make the house all yummy smelling.  But then it happens!  They invade!  And they stay all day.  They make noise and try to pet me.  It's horrible!

so, I outsmart them.  I make myself very small inside my crate.  Sure, the very small people can try to come in with me.  But I am gentle with them.  I just stay there until a tall one makes them go away.

Genny loves this for some reason.  She says that it's fun and all of the people give her food if she gives them "the look."  I just do not understand her sometimes.  Can anyone out there save me?

3 comments:

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Woo can come stay with us!

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Wooo kin come visitin' wid us!
We not having hooomans until da new year maw says.

Biloxi

The Army of Four said...

You mean bipeds come to the house and they aren't coming just to see you? That's just plain wrong.
Both Dave and I are "meeters and greeters" ... so I'm not sure we have any good advice for you.
Play bows,
Zim