10/7/07

Interview with Zim

Haroo, everypup! Guinness here. We have been honored by handsome Zim, of the famous Army of Four, to be asked for an interview. I would be happy to ablidge:

1. We've seen pix of Shiloh - and now Cheyenne - at school. Do you go, too?

Alas, Zimmie darling, I cannot go to school, as I am extremely protective of mom & dad while I am on lead. I am ashamed to say that I got out of hand and flunked school for disturbing and freaking out the other doggies too much. I am incredibly smart and do listen very well to my mom & dad at home. I would prefer to stay at home than go into public on lead.

2. Since you're a bee-roo-tiful GSD, do you ever feel out of place with all the Sibes at your house?

Funny you should mention that, Zim dear. I do wonder why we GSD's don't count for as much around here. Though I have herd some rumors that things may change in the future.

I am used to playing second fiddle to the more "exotic" dogs in our lives. General was an extremely handsome guy. He always got all of the attention for his gooberness, his large tongue, and his size. Then to be followed by the extremely exotic Shiloh and just what is with all of these white dogs? My brown eyes are soulful and make mommy melt. I was the cutest puppy!bah, blue eyes! And you wonder why I get upset when I am on lead! pht!

Mom, that interloper, I mean Cheyenne, is in my crate again! Do something! In the mean time, I will be here by the door protecting you and dad from other intruders. grrrrzzzzz


3. You're so regal-looking! Do you rule at your house?

I do try to keep order from my perch on the pomegranate couch. Do they listen??? NO! A grrl can only do so much, so I go off, away from the chaos, and ponder my next strategy.

4. You look like you referee when Shiloh plays with other pups. That's what Amber does, too. Have you read "Calming Signals" or does that come to you naturally?

I am famous for my ability to "split" up trouble, especially when it is in protection of my mom, dad, or precious free-bee. I've not herd of that calming thing before - mom, will you bring me that from the library, please?

5. How did you and your family get involved with MaPaw Sibe rescue?

When our dear sweet General was diagnosed with bone cancer, I overherd mom & dad say that they wanted to get another dog for me to play with after General went to the Rainbow Bridge. Friends of theirs brought Shiloh over for a play date with us - he was their foster at the time. General liked him a lot and I did too. When General passed away, Shiloh was still available and he came to our house a week later. They then decided that we had room to foster one doggy at a time and all of this craziness began with noisy Cosmos.

The rumors I was referring to earlier? Well, mom & dad decided that they would also like to foster GSDs! They decided that as our one space opens up, whoever has a dog in need from either rescue gets first dibs. Mom went on her first evaluation for Save a Shepherd today and met - can you believe a WHITE GSD! What is it with these white dogs????? He's supposedly a great dog, but very young, very large, and hard to control because he has more energy that any Sibe we know. What have they gotten me into?

Oh, Zimmie, save me from the insanity......sigh, roo is me......I no longer feel any guilt over accidentally causing mom's old laptop to crash onto the ground and shatter (I pulled it off the table when my tail caught the power cord by mistake.)

Thank roo, Zimmie, for this honor and I hope I helped my blogger friends and handsome boyfriends to see the illusive and tender side of moi.

8 comments:

Bama said...

Grrreat interview, you big beawootiful GSD. Our mom was really partial to blue eyes, til she met me that is....Woo certainly do seem to have a white dog epidemic at your house! That boy Shepherd sounds like he could be lots of fun, though.
Manykisses,
Bama & the RHP

wildtomato said...

Guinness, you are such an insightful dog! Have fun with your new GSD buddy. Vespa sympathizes with you - she is always surrounded by crazy Northern dogs.

One Little Birdie said...

Well, no new GSD buddies yet - we just did an evaluation on him. Daddy says one foster at a time. It's Cheyenne's turn right now, so no new gsd's til she finds her fur-ever home, thank dogness

The Army of Four said...

Guinness: You're adrift in a sea of white dogs! Ha roo roo roo!
Great interview! I never met my great-brother Booter, but he was super protective of Mom, Dad and the girls, too. We totally understand where you're coming from. He wasn't a GSD, but he was half Aussie Shepherd. Storm and Am said he was an incredible guy!
I think you and your mom would like "Calming Signals/On Talking Terms with Dogs". It's helped Mom understand a LOT of what Amber is saying! You can visit this website for some info: http://www.canis.no/rugaas/onearticle.php?artid=1 !
I LOVED learning more about you, Guinness! You're such a wonderful, bee-roo-tiful girl! Thanks for letting me interview you!
Play bows,
Zim

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

That would be cool if you get a GSD. I think you should get one that matches you instead of a white one that matches Shiloh!!

Kat

The Husky in the Window said...

All that white fluff arond the house. You can't get blamed for too much fur coming off.

Your interview was really good.

Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That's a pawsome interview with Zim. I think you're a bootiful doggie Guinness

~ Girl girl

Katherine and Pippa said...

Oh I am so embarrassed I can't tell the difference between Cheyenne and Shiloh. I'm sure I would have know if it had been Misty. I am very sorry both of you.

Now I think that was a super interview Guinness. Not only are you very beautiful you are also very intelligent (as are all GSDs, well Prince was anyway).

But aren't you supposed to offer to interview some other dog? Couldn't you possibly interview me? please? But if you do, don't make the questions difficult because I am not as clever as you.

Pippa?