Fun questions to answer

Okay, a few other doggie bloggies have done this, so we'll give it a go too:

1. Your age?
G: a lady never answers that question and I haven't in 8 whole years so I'm not gonna start now.
S: I'm 2 or 3, we really don't know for sure
M: Over 2 - can I kiss you?

2. Your age when you came to live with your people?
G: I was a sweet little puppy wiff a puppy belly
S: 1 or 2
M: about 2 - can I kiss you?

3. What color collar are you wearing right now?
G: I have a lovely pink Lupine collar wiff bubberflies
S; My Lupine is solid red - the power color
M: My Lupine is pink & brown wiff paw prints - can I kiss you?

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
G: Aunt Beverly, cuz she takes good care of me when mommy & daddy go on vacation
S: Foster daddy Dave
M: Can I kiss you?

5. How much do you weigh?
G: Ladies don't answer that question either - that scale is never right! 70 lbs ! oh the lies!
S: I am a lean 55 lbs
M: maybe a bit more than Shiloh - can I jump on your lap and kiss you?

6. Most expensive thing you ever chewed up?
G: I really don't chew up anything, tho I am slowly working my way through my free-bee
S: Mommy's purse, including her wallet, credit cards, the cell phone and 3 tv remotes (No, mommy doesn't carry tv remotes in her purse - those were seperate occasions) and I have shredded a really nice doggie bed to bits
M: I just kiss - can I kiss you?

7. Do you like other dogs?
G: I have to pretend at first that I don't - I am a guarding breed. But I do, I really do.
S: Oh yes!
M: Can I kiss them?

8. Who is your best non-human friend?
G: That would be Shiloh. I still miss my General.
S: My Guinness & Misty and Fergus from doggy school.
M: Shiloh - I kiss him a lot

9. Squeaky toys or tennis balls?
G: Free-Bee & Rope
S: um, not really
M: Football tennis ball squeeky kong!

10. Do you like to be brushed?
G: I tolerate it and I look pretty when they are done
S: I pretend to tolerate it but I rally like it
M: I like it and they let me kiss them too!

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
G: PB! Cheese - oh the power of cheeeeese
S: Yes and hot dog slices
M: YES & kisses

12. Do your people cut your toenails?
G: Do you mean that torture they put me through like trying to rip out my beautiful claws? They think they are fooling me with those really yummy treats, but I know better.
S: I don't think my nails have actually grown since I've been here
M: Treats and kisses! What are they doing to my paws?

13. Any formal education?
G, S, & M: Have you been reading this blog for long? If you don't know this one, you'd better go here and catch up

14. Couch Potato or Energizer Bunny?
G: couch potato - and it's my couch, I was here first.
S: I switch from one to the other and I can fit on the couch too
M: Bunnies!!!! zzzooom!

15. Five nicknames people call you?
G: Mommy always calls me her Little Girl when I am a good girl and Guinness Marie Pulgino Stout when she is mad
S: Shiloh-Byloh; Shy-Shy and Shiloh Alexander Pulgino Stout when she's mad
M: Missygrrrl, Missykissy and Misty Ann Pulgino Stout when she's mad

16. What's your best trick?
G: looking as if the most torturous thing in the universe is happening before my eyes
S: Mooching for treats at doggie school. I use the "head tilt and delicate paw up" trick. Mom calls it my "Paul Newman" look
M: Kissing daddy's ears while he's trying to sleep

17. Do you like kitties?
G: I miss our Scottie cat, but I don't think she liked me very much. She would swat at my ears and tail a lot
S: with or without raspberry sauce?
M: Can I kiss them?

18. Can you hunt and have you ever killed anything?
G: I hunt the free-bee in my yard and have eaten the occasional insect
S: I almost got that grey intruding cat! and then there is Deathwish bunny
M: I'm a lover, not a fighter

20. When was the last time you went to the Vet?
G: Mommy, you need to remember to call them! It's been over a year....
S: Yea, mommy!
M: Can I kiss the vet?

21. Where do you sleep at night?
G: upstairs wiff mommy & daddy in there room on a nice cushy bed
S: the couch is mine haha!
M: I can't kiss when I'm sleeping, but I drop and take naps where ever

22. Do you like to swim?
G: I love to swim now, but I HATED IT when we first went to the doggy pool wiff General - he was a natural tho
S: I like the little pool but I HATED the big one
M: what's swimming? can I kiss while I'm swimming?

23. Can you make puppies?
NO NO NO

24. Your favorite place to visit?
G: The couch
S: Doggie school
M: LET'S GO KISS PEOPLE!!!!

25. Do you give kisses? (if you've gotten this far and don't know at least one answer...)
G: Yes, but I am a lady about it
S: I save mine for very special moments and very special people
M: SLURP!!!!

26. Can you potty on command?
G: What human does that? Are they kidding?
S: (rolls eyes)
M: um, yea, right - but when I do potty, I walk like a duck

SLURP!